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When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.

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i say i own a blog, but the truth is the blog owns me

(Source: sirprongs)

pinkeqobox:

I sing too much for someone who can’t sing

(Source: patrrickstump)

onelifelefttolive:

1. He will never love me as much as Mars loves the Echelon
2. The possibility of him fulfilling my sexual desires is pretty low
3. He will never be able to intellectally challence me as Jared does
4. My idea of love seems totally wrong to most people